Well, where do I start.
Im a late 30's nearly forty year old dad of 3 boys aged nearly 10, 5 and the last one who's 3.
As well as them there's the other half, a dog (with no brain) three cats and a hamster!
I work ridiculous shifts and spend most of my time being tired, and according to the O/H grumpy!!!
I live and work in Devon and have done for most of my life. Due to this my English can sometimes be a little "LOCAL" so please accept my apologies from the start.